
HBD.
You’ve truly been with me through the best and worst of times. The gratitude is endless. There is simply no one like you, Carleena. You are an inspiring example of resilience, compassion and bad-assery. Let’s get tattoos? Also, no, I didn’t have AI write this but I thought about it a few times. Also I have no great photos of us so enjoy puppies.
No, literally.
That’s where we’re going. Ace Tattoo in Rockford. Of COURSE we’ll tweak it til ya like it. But here are a few options. I personally like the Comic Sans.

“Stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. I think it’s a mistake. Not because they can’t, but because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn’t.”
—Sarah Silverman—

“I’m FIFTY! I can kick. Stretch. AND KICK!”
—Sally O’Malley